Take a picture of my Schweddy Balls!

What do you get if you stand between two llamas?
Llamanated.

That was terrible.
You know what else is terrible? The fact that we haven't had a llama mission for months. Okay, I'm awkward. I'm going to stop typing (this is Flipper). The Other One is going to take over now.

Hey there, guys! Today was our first mission in...a long time. Sadly, Accre couldn't make it because he had made previous engagements that may or may not involve attacking unicorns (ha, no. Actually, he was at some string-bass-orchestra-et-cetera conference. None of us really get it). Citron, Flipper, and I had to make do with what we had, and despite our fourth llama not being there we had a fun time anyways.

Here are some pictures from today's mission!

 "If I were a homeless person, I would live in one of those tubey things over there." - Citron said this at a public playground when observing one of the smaller slides on the outskirts of the park. She wrote what's in this picture by the slide.

The Other One wrote this...I think it kind of speaks for itself. 

Hey, guys - it's The Other One again. This picture requires some explanation. All four of the llamas write on a website called Figment (Citron is Amelia Rockwell, I'm Xavier Kent, Flipper is Holly Blackwood and Accre is Erick Tereick Graham). One of my Figment friends is named Vivina Isabelina, and she asked him to write her name in chalk for our next mission. This one's for you, Vivina! 

*gags from Holly and Amelia* No offense.

 The Other One wanted to go into Citron's house to get a tissue. She suggested he use a leaf, but he adamantly refused.

Doctor Who style.

Harry Potter love :) 

 *slap!* - this is an inside joke between the four of us. Whenever one of us (particularly Citron) sees one of those indent thingies in the sidewalk as shown in the picture, that person has to step on the indent and lightly punch everyone else they're walking with and say "cheese puff!"

 POOOOO. We are mature.

 Some symbolic lipstick-blood stuff that spattered on the crosswalk. Flipper thought it could be inspirational.

 Shadow charting!

The Other One wrote this but soon realized that it was too long to get all in one picture, so he took a video instead.

...yep, that's all we have for today. If you're reading this, leave a comment! Tell your friends about our humble little blog!

Peace,
-the llama crew

PS:
I suppose that I (Flipper) should explain the title of this post. We went to Ben and Jerry's and as a big SNL fan I couldn't NOT try Schweddy Balls flavored ice cream. Because who doesn't want to think about Alec Baldwin's balls while enjoying their dessert? Anyways I decided to take a picture of it.
ME: I'm taking a picture of my Schweddy Balls (see what I did there?)
THE OTHER ONE: TAKE A PICTURE OF MINE!

He was actually referring to his mango sorbet, not his...never mind.

Thank you.

It's been a while...

Citron here, sitting at home on my computer by myself, on a Tuesday. It's been a while since we've posted, seeing as school's started and stuff. But we're back!

We've had a few missions here and there, like one where we only got to writing "We're doing what all teenagers do: Losing sight of our main goal." (courtesy of Accre,) and another where we celebrated my birthday. Also, we've got a little, purple journal going around in a cardboard box with miscellaneous random pictures and phrases all over it that we pass around to write our insane thoughts and much more in.

Unfortunately, I don't have any of the pictures we took from those missions... either Flipper or the Other One have em.... there weren't many anyways.

Well, hopefully we get a successful mission in sometime soon. And, unusually, Mother Nature seems to have forgotten to provide that ridiculous Chicago winter yet, so it's still warm enough to set foot out of our cozy houses!

-Citron

ps- this post is pretty much pointless because we don't have many followers. Whatever.
also, none of the llamas know I'm doing this... wish me luck...

"You're A Cracker!" - Mission 2

Flipper here. (Well the other llamas are here too, but Flipper's writing. Also, the Other One re-arranged the photos which took him almost half an hour, so good job to him on that. :D)

So the 4 llamas had a very...interesting mission today. Don't get me wrong- it was very fun! We had a great time eating gelato, playing hide and go seek in the park, and feasting on 7-11 food. Oh, and we wrote random things on sidewalks. Very random things. We were being a bit insane in the park, hehe ;)



Fuel for the day:The Other One's Pepsi and Flipper's Cappucino gelato.



OPL!

It says "Shady"....

Crayons are toxic! (well, they are!)

Right Hee-a!


This video goes with the picture above it.

"You pigeons have nothing on me!"

Accre drew a foot. So we put our feet in the picture. (from left): Flipper (my shoes are best!), The Other One, Citron (hmm...possibly competition), and Accre's crappy sneakers.


Accre and the Other One with the Bucket O' Chalk! ;)



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All of us trying to say 'Accre"!

The Other One reaches for the stars.

Accre looks like Michael Jackson.

High School Musical Jump (no we do not like that movie): Citron

Flipper: Starfish incognito

Some weird drawing by Accre. "Halp."

"On that day I shall futterwacker VIGOROUSLY."

On the left it says "Adios!" sideways and on the right it says "Welcome!" sideways. the Other One drew this on a sidewalk square at the entrance/exit to a public park by the library.

What can we say? We like the Beatles. (this was written by the Other One)

ACTUAL QUOTE: "I'm just gonna sit up here all day and sing Christmas Carols!" -Other One

Citron, the Other One, and Accre walking down the street.

"Peace. Love. Hipster music."

Water = chalk's worst enemy!

Our primary caffeine source, as well as Starbucks :)

OK, so the Other One wrote "Secret Message: This way!" on a  busy street corner and drew a bunch of arrows down the block. The final message at the end was "Secret Message: Hi! -Llama"

Another arrow.

the Other One writing the 'secret message'.

"Secret Message: Hi! -Llama"

CAFFEINE!!

MORE CAFFEINE!

And more. ;)

And again, more.
(Don't you just love our facial expressions?)

Blue block with Citron's shoe.

Aaah! Fuzzy bike seat!
(we saw this bike next to our's.)

It's a long story... but you have time, right?
Our friend didn't invite Citron to his Bar Mitzvah. I mean, it was not really a huge deal. But we were joking around, so we wrote that she died instead. :)


Still part of the Bar Mitzvah incident.

Although you probably can't tell, it says "Moo Moo Cow Moo"



A cool spider web by Cheney Mansion! :O



7-11 feast in Cheney Mansion backyard.

More of our feast: watermelon rings, cheese puffs, nutter butters, lunchables,  Dr. Pepper,  Swedish Fish, and Ritz crackers.

Flipper with our feast. 



Feast.

                                          
                                                       the Other One laughing manically. Flipper caught it on video!

                             
                                                        
                                                                            A video of our kick-butt meal!