Take a picture of my Schweddy Balls!

What do you get if you stand between two llamas?
Llamanated.

That was terrible.
You know what else is terrible? The fact that we haven't had a llama mission for months. Okay, I'm awkward. I'm going to stop typing (this is Flipper). The Other One is going to take over now.

Hey there, guys! Today was our first mission in...a long time. Sadly, Accre couldn't make it because he had made previous engagements that may or may not involve attacking unicorns (ha, no. Actually, he was at some string-bass-orchestra-et-cetera conference. None of us really get it). Citron, Flipper, and I had to make do with what we had, and despite our fourth llama not being there we had a fun time anyways.

Here are some pictures from today's mission!

 "If I were a homeless person, I would live in one of those tubey things over there." - Citron said this at a public playground when observing one of the smaller slides on the outskirts of the park. She wrote what's in this picture by the slide.

The Other One wrote this...I think it kind of speaks for itself. 

Hey, guys - it's The Other One again. This picture requires some explanation. All four of the llamas write on a website called Figment (Citron is Amelia Rockwell, I'm Xavier Kent, Flipper is Holly Blackwood and Accre is Erick Tereick Graham). One of my Figment friends is named Vivina Isabelina, and she asked him to write her name in chalk for our next mission. This one's for you, Vivina! 

*gags from Holly and Amelia* No offense.

 The Other One wanted to go into Citron's house to get a tissue. She suggested he use a leaf, but he adamantly refused.

Doctor Who style.

Harry Potter love :) 

 *slap!* - this is an inside joke between the four of us. Whenever one of us (particularly Citron) sees one of those indent thingies in the sidewalk as shown in the picture, that person has to step on the indent and lightly punch everyone else they're walking with and say "cheese puff!"

 POOOOO. We are mature.

 Some symbolic lipstick-blood stuff that spattered on the crosswalk. Flipper thought it could be inspirational.

 Shadow charting!

The Other One wrote this but soon realized that it was too long to get all in one picture, so he took a video instead.

...yep, that's all we have for today. If you're reading this, leave a comment! Tell your friends about our humble little blog!

Peace,
-the llama crew

PS:
I suppose that I (Flipper) should explain the title of this post. We went to Ben and Jerry's and as a big SNL fan I couldn't NOT try Schweddy Balls flavored ice cream. Because who doesn't want to think about Alec Baldwin's balls while enjoying their dessert? Anyways I decided to take a picture of it.
ME: I'm taking a picture of my Schweddy Balls (see what I did there?)
THE OTHER ONE: TAKE A PICTURE OF MINE!

He was actually referring to his mango sorbet, not his...never mind.

Thank you.